This past October was the Tenth Anniversary of Twilight, a book that saved me many many years ago but then I hated because of the complete misogyny and effete that filled it. Also, it was creepy.
Rating- 1 star
Publisher- Little, Brown
Pages- 389 (Hardback)
So, when I learned that there was a gender-bent version of the book coming out, I was kind of excited, happy even that there was going to be a role reversal of sorts but excitement can only take you so far. I made it maybe 100 pages into the book before I wanted to hurl it over the balcony of my house pages ablaze. I was near a reading slump if I’d kept up with it and DNF-ing it seemed like the right decision.
You have to understand, it was freaking hilarious for a while. Edward as a girl, being all awesome and saving the day and Bella as a boy being awkward and shy, it was pretty adorable. But you know what would’ve been fun? If Bella the Boy was NOT a fidgety little girl and Edward the Girl was NOT a 108 stuck up virgin. Change it up, mix things up instead of switching out pronouns. Can you imagine the awesomeness of that version of Twilight?
This was majorly disappointing, I mean, it’s been 10 years. How about you write something completely new from something old? Change up the characters and make a parallel that will change people’s perspectives. I had so many high expectations and they just sunk to the bottom of Mariana’s Trench. I felt so so bad for getting it in the first place. I could’ve got a different book in its place instead.
Rating- 1 star. I really didn’t like what she did. There was potential that was just left. Ms. Meyers, let’s get to that laptop and make another story and another world shall we?
I was born in Connecticut in 1973, during a brief blip in my family’s otherwise western U.S. existence. We were settled in Phoenix by the time I was four, and I think of myself as a native. The unusual spelling of my name was a gift from my father, Stephen (+ ie = me). Though I have had my name spelled wrong on pretty much everything my entire life long, I must admit that it makes it easier to google myself now.
I filled the “Jan Brady” spot in my family-the second of three girls. Unlike the Brady’s, none of my three brothers are steps, and all of them are younger than all the girls. I went to high school in Scottsdale, Arizona, the kind of place where every fall a few girls would come back to school with new noses and there were Porsches in the student lot (for the record, I have my original nose, and never had a car until after I was in my twenties). I was awarded a National Merit Scholarship, and I used it to pay my way to Brigham Young University, in Provo, Utah. I majored in English, but concentrated on literature rather than creative writing, mostly because I didn’t consider reading books “work” (as long as I was going to be doing something anyway, I might as well get course credit for it, right?).
I met my husband, Pancho (his real name is Christiaan), when I was four, but we were never anywhere close to being childhood sweethearts. In fact, though we saw each other at least weekly through church activities, I can’t recall a single instance when we so much as greeted each other with a friendly wave, let alone exchanged actual words. This may have been for the best, because when we did eventually get around to exchanging words, sixteen years after our first meeting, it only took nine months from the first “hello” to the wedding. Of course, we were able to skip over a lot of the getting to know you parts (many of our conversations would go something like this: “This one time, when I was ten, I broke my hand at a party when-” “Yeah, I know what happened. I was there, remember?”) We’ve been married for ten and a half years now, and have three beautiful, brilliant, wonderful boys who often remind me chimpanzees on crack. I can’t write without music, and my biggest muse is, ironically enough, the band Muse. My other favorite sources of inspiration are Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Coldplay, The All American Rejects, Travis, The Strokes, Brand New, U2, Kasabian, Jimmy Eat World, and Weezer, to mention a few.